The Mechanical Contrivium: Ficken Chingers

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ficken Chingers!

1. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Ficken Chingers.
2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Ficken Chingers!
3. South Australia was the first place to allow Ficken Chingers to stand for parliament.
4. If you break Ficken Chingers, you will get seven years of bad luck.
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Ficken Chingers its 'Man of the Year'.
6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Ficken Chingers.
7. Ficken Chingers is the sacred animal of Thailand.
8. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Ficken Chingers!
9. Ficken Chingersomancy is the art of telling the future with Ficken Chingers.
10. Ficken Chingers can not regurgitate.